If you’re watching Season Three of The Real Housewives of New York, you know all is not well in Housewives Land. Except for Ramona, Ramona is currently riding on some sort of peaceful cloud (sometimes enhanced by Pino Grigio). The newest “wife”, Sonja Morgan, also possesses a strange serenity not often found in Housewives. I personally think she is an intelligent, peaceful woman, yet, i would not want to piss her off.
The rest of the not so ‘classy’ housewives, are kind of a mess. On last night’s episode Kelly Bensimon was simply a wreck over being stuck on a yacht with Bethenny Frankel because of a laundry list of reasons. For example, Kelly was upset that Bethenny, is a ‘HOE-BAG’. Bethenny is recovering from news that she’s pregnant, and seeing her father right before he died. Alex McCord, who delivered a “message” from Bethenny to Jill about how they are “done,” also has personal issues with Jill over several years of comments and slights.
One of the classic lines of Housewives history: “You are a mean girl and you are in high school! And while you are in high school, I am in Brooklyn!”
And on to Kelly and Bethenny, It turns out that Kelly thinks Bethenny is trying to kill her [loony] because she has scary dreams about Bethenny continuously stabbing her. Kelly also keeps bringing up the fact that Bethenny is a cook not a chef. (Bethenny actually is a Chef, having a degree in culinary arts). Apparently Bethenny’s humor is so intimidating to Kelly, it is literally killing her. She cries and moans on the bed, sniveling like child afraid of monsters. Kelly is absolutely psychotic. I have never noticed this CRAZY, messed up, wack job before these last two episodes.
Congratulation to the New York City Housewife, Bethenny Frankel! Frankel, 39, delivered a healthy 4-lb, 12-oz girl May 8 in NYC with husband Jason Hoppy, 38, by her side. Bryn, who was born several weeks earlier than her June due date, is doing well now after a brief stay in the hospital. Bethenny will debut her own reality show, Bethenny’s Getting Married, June 10 on Bravo.
This months People Magazine will reveal beautiful photos of baby Bryn, and her family!
Season 6’s launch date is now official: June 15th!! Bravo will also do a pre-launch event, on June 8th, when it airs Kathy’s new special, which was taped in Knoxville just a few days ago. Can not wait for the new season to start!
The second season of BRAVO’s reality television show, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, aired a few weeks ago, and it looks like it is going to be another season of drama! Can’t wait to watch this disaster unfold!